Poetry: Limericks and Asian Forms

A homely man with a huge penis

Asked if he could please Venus.

She replied, “Yes, of course!”

“But I beg you, use force.”

In case anybody should see us.

____________________________

 

A beautiful lass from Japan

Could not find a beautiful man.

After being this way

For a week and a day

She resorted to using her hand.

 ____________________________

 

A fidgety nun from Nantucket

Bored by the disuse of her bucket

Found a male chicken

And both of them hidden

She stroked it then started to…

…Pluck it.

______________________________________________

Leaves turning bright red.

It is not autumn but spring.

She must have passed here.

_____________________________

 

Looking at my hand.

I count one to five (plus two).

Hand lines one and three.

__________________________________________